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"You've reached the one and only Baphomet! Make it quick. And good."

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Date: 2018-04-18 02:04 am (UTC)
pummelgranite: (and let's sing alone)
From: [personal profile] pummelgranite
[ She's trying not to laugh at him, but no that was great and 100% according to plan. ]

Where's the fun in that?
Edited Date: 2018-04-18 02:04 am (UTC)

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Date: 2018-04-18 04:24 pm (UTC)
pummelgranite: (I keep holding on to what I want to beli)
From: [personal profile] pummelgranite
Awe, for me? [ she snaps her fingers again, and a vine picks them up and brings them over to her. ]

I'm very surprised. But where are your balls?

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Date: 2018-04-21 11:04 pm (UTC)
pummelgranite: (11115940)
From: [personal profile] pummelgranite
[ Dangerous territory here. Obviously everyone loves ball jokes, but she doesn't want to come on too strong.

Orrrrr....
]

So you're saying there's really no chance of me getting your balls in my mouth tonight?

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Date: 2018-04-22 10:40 pm (UTC)
pummelgranite: (11115935)
From: [personal profile] pummelgranite
[ She's just watching him, expression somehow both amused and flat. ]

Do you want a drink? I want a drink.

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Date: 2018-05-01 07:17 pm (UTC)
pummelgranite: (I keep holding on to what I want to beli)
From: [personal profile] pummelgranite
Not a problem.

[ She cracks it open. ]

I'm not kidding though. I mean kind of kidding, but also I- . . . you and me . . . uhm.

[ takes a healthy swig ]

It was nice.

[ puts!! her hand!!! on his knee!!!!!!! ]

So if you really want me to show you how happy I am to see you . . .
Edited Date: 2018-05-01 07:17 pm (UTC)

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